And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
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Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
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Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
My bed smells like the plague
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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