Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
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You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
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She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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