I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
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there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
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So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
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