Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
operation harelip BJ is a go
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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