I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
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I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
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When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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