That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
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No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
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I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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