He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
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The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
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Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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