The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
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bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
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Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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