it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
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i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
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it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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