i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
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I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
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Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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