He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
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So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
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And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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