i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
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I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
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Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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