we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
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remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
The uberlube is also flammable
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
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You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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