Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
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dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
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seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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