you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
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Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
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I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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