worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
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So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I'm both gender and math confused
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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