Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
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Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
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My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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