I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Houston, we have a squirter
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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