sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
this just has baby written all over it
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He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
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I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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