As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
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i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
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Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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