i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
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he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
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somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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