omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
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I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
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It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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