nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
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"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
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I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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