how can u be prego again
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
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my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
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He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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