Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
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The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
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How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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