She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
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You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
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Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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