Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
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Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
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i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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