don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
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Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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