your thong is hanging out like whoa
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
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They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Is it penis luge time yet?
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
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remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize