i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
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She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
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The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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