he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
No more Irish car bombs ever.
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I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
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Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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