i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
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Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
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2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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