Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
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It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
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On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
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The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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