Having a random hookup so left but love u
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
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Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
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just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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