Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
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Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
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And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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