when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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