Your face is a jimmy john
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
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This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
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Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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