He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
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It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
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you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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