it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
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It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
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And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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