Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
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Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
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Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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