Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
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He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
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WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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