Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
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I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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