Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
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i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
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Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
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