So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
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We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
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Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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