im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
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hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
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My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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