all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
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I don't have enough holes for all these australians
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
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Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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