I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
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Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
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You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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