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Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
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when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
being pregnant is like rehab
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Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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