the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
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Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
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Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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