Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
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yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
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At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
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