tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
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You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
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So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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