Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
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Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
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I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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